Pirate Pickup | Strategies of Seduction

How to excite a girl? Tip #413 Crew, look at the picture: see the two dimples above the girl's butt? THAT'S IT!!! This is the MOST POWERFUL erogenous zone, just some beauties have it clearly visible (in the form of dimples), and some expressed weakly, BUT, BUT, BUT!!!! 🧨🧨🧨 Absolutely any girl will get turned on and enjoy it if you will hug her in that area (like when you say goodbye, when you take a pic together, or during a dance), AND WHAT IS THE MOST POWERFUL THING ABOUT IT 🌶🌶🌶 is a completely socially acceptable zone!!! Meaning, sailor, it's okay to touch there, even if you haven't known the girl that long and you're doing it innocently. Get it, right?

LEXICON!!! Tip #412 Pirate, most girls HATE dumb guys who can't string two words together!!!! Here's a thing: if you have horrible speech, she will be embarrassed to even show you to her friends!!!! 🧨🧨🧨 .... SO!!!! Work up your vocabulary, pirate! I truly realize that God forbid any of you do this exercise, but still😂: 💣💣💣 Every Monday, find a NEW WORD on the internet and try to use it more often during the week. Or sign up for groups like "a word every day". ... Yes, I get it, sailor, I get that you don't care😂

Does she interrupt you while you're talking? No, you can't let her do that, Tip #411 Don't let a girl you don't know interrupt you, pirate. In her mind, this will take you down a notch, right away! If she interrupts you, say softly (BUT assuredly!): "Let me finish," and complete your speech as if nothing had happened. If she TOTALLY won't shut up (well, there are uncontrollable women), then say sterner: I don't like that you're interrupting me. Let me finish. That's it. You have shown that you are a man - you HAVE shown your right to respect. And you will notice on your own that she will listen to you ALWAYS, even if she really wants to say something.

What to do if you're a virgin? Tip #410 PIRAT, if a pretty girl asks you how many sea girls you've FUCKED, and your dirk hasn't been in combat yet, then... YOU GOTTA LIE TO HER!!!! 🧨🧨🧨 Well if you are YOUNG and she hasn't had sex either, pirate, then OK, you can tell. But other than that, you better NOT say anything specific. But don't admit you didn't have sex either!!!! ... It's asexual, I'm sorry!!! In bed you will orient yourself - there is nothing complicated, you will figure it out😅😅 And this way she can run away. Girls like experienced ones.

COMPLIMENT #409 Crew, PIRATES!!! I've been trying to tell you for a long time: if you meet a pretty girl and you cuddle a little, if she smells good, then DON'T FORGET to say: - Hi. You smell really good. 💣💣💣 YEAH!!!! Another plus to your karma and skill in saying nice things.

Where to find a decent girl? Tip #408 Pirates often write just about decent girls: like, WHERE TO FIND if you don't go to bars/clubs and you're looking for a HOMIE girl? 🧨🧨🧨 Lol pirate, go to any MUSEUM!!! Lots of girls like that from all sorts of philology/art departments are there, go over and ask: - Hi! What do you think the artist meant by this painting? And start a conversation about art!!! ... Sailor, you don't have to say anything! YOU ask, and she'll start telling you about it. So museums are a great idea, even though it sounds a little corny.

How to invite a girl home? Tip #407 Crew, here's the way to do it: You're walking with a girl, well, or sitting in a cafe, and you're about to change places. And you SAY: - Look, let's stop by my place for a minute, I'm gonna get dressed cause it's cold!!! 🧨🧨🧨 That way, sailor, she ends up at your HOUSE, where you can offer to warm up by drinking tea before you leave. And you may end up not leaving at all, sailor!!!

How to Surprise a Girl? Tip #406 Pirate, surprising a girl these days is quite EASY, just instead of texting... Use your phone!!! 🧨🧨🧨 If you call her occasionally (to ask her out, for example) besides texting, you will stand out GREATLY. Cos everyone is lazy and no one calls. That's the way it is, sailor.

How to subtly seduce a pretty girl into sex? Tip #405 Here are situations: the girl is at your HOUSE already, and you are trying to tempt her to have sex, but no matter what, she defies you, and then... You tell her: 🧨🧨🧨 - Okay, it's late, let's go to bed. I hear you and I respect your decision. Let's go to bed, I won't pester you, ..... ... AND REALLY NO HITTING ON HER!!! It's very likely that the sex will happen WITHIN an hour or so, cause it won't be easy for her to fall asleep like that without a cuddle, but 99% that sex will happen in the morning! 🧨🧨🧨 Cuz it's already kind of "her choice", and yesterday she stood up for her honor and didn't act like a slut. Babes are like that 😂😂😂😂 their logic :)))

Sex tip It's short and simple: to diversify sex, try doing it with a girl... in front of a mirror! What's there to add? That's great for a change. Some girls are shy, but you'll love it, sailor.