Dammit, English!

Short king. The phrase is an encouragement to short guys, only able to screw in a light bulb if they stand on the shoulders of their tall girlfriend. BTW, commonly the phrase "short king" is used along with the phrase "tall queen" to remove the stigma of a couple where the kid is much shorter than his lover. The expression is especially favored by bodypositive TikTok users struggling with lookism. It's their way of showing that short guys shouldn't be stonewalled. However, a short king is not just any short guy. Generally, a low king is a handsome and well-built kid with good character, who is a little unlucky with his height. So the title of short king really has to be earned. Example: - Don't kid yourself about his height. This short king will fuck you up to the point when you'll be immobile for a week.

Breadcrumbing is periodically flirting with a person to keep them interested in you, but with no intention of getting serious with them. In other words, the typical manipulation along the lines of hot-cold, close-distant, I wanna love them, I gonna kiss them, and I gotta tell them to fuck off. If you remember the Grimm fairy tale "Hansel and Gretel", in which children try to find their way home from the forest by throwing bread crumbs, then you can easily guess the hidden meaning of this word and even draw an analogy. A sudden phone call, a text message, a like under a photo - here they are, the very real "bread crumbs. Only they don't lead you home, they lead you into the net of a manipulator who revels in your attention. Fuck them, love and value yourself, be happy. Amen. Example: - She's constantly ignoring you, dude, while you rush for her at her first whistle. Don't you think she is breadcrumbing you?

Cilf - [Cartoon I like to fuck]. Whereas we know what MILF is, even the male analogy with DILF, we are more or less aware of it, CILF is something new. Although for many multicoddler people, it's more like something well forgotten in the old days. In any case, CILF is a cartoon you'd get in bed with if you had the chance. The Black Widow from the old American cartoon with the lusty wolf, or the video game, movie and cartoon heroine Lara Croft fit that description. But if some Squidward from SpongeBob turns you on, you're probably a sick pervert, go see a doctor. Example: - I would smash the fuck outta this cilf if she was real just in a slightest.

Gimme a break - oh, come on, stop fucking around. Break is a time-out, that is, by saying "give me a break," we are asking for a time-out from a stream of rather obvious bullshit, just like "give me a break from your bullshit". The expression may be emotionally colorful, or it may be quite harmless, depending on the situation. If the person you're talking to is talking outrageous nonsense, telling tales, or just sharing an opinion you think is the ravings of a madman, then our expression today would be just right. "Give me a break" is also often used to mean "stop it, knock it off, come on, don't fuck with me, back off, leave me alone." Example: - Are you saying that King Kong and Godzilla got into a fight because of a CHICK? Give me a fucking break.

Liquid zoo is a fluid one. Nope, it's not a zoo after the rain or the shenanigans of bullies. The word is a great option for those with IQ levels around 50 points and who cannot recall the word aquarium. That said, liquid zoo describes reality quite accurately. Aquariums really contain water, and its inhabitants swim in this liquid like in soup. And also liquid zoo is ideal for the lazy. Unlike a regular zoo, it doesn't need to be groomed for three hours to look at animals hiding from the fucking kids, and you can even put it at home. And it's a more humane version of a zoo. If wild animals like lions and bears are really better left out of tiny enclosures, then fish don't give a fuck at all. One way or another they will be born and die in the water. Who cares if it's in ocean water or your aquarium water. Example: - Damn, I would keep the liquid zoo just to feed the photos of my ex to the piranhas when I feel bad.

Knick-knacks are trinkets, decorative interior elements sitting on the shelves of your home and gathering dust for years. It can be anything: vases, souvenirs, figurines, dishes, your diploma, artificial plants, small toys and other stuff that you don't really need, but either cannot afford to throw away or feel sorry for. Knick-knacks create the appearance of order and harmony in the house, but wouldn't it be better to replace all this useless crap with something practical? Like self-defense items or a collection of sex toys. Some of it will definitely come in handy someday. Example: - I'm too scared to open that old closet at my gramp's apartment. I'll be buried under the large pile of knick-knacks with zero chances to get out.

Mud people, or muddy people, literally means those covered head to toe in a puddle of mud. A racist term used to refer to African Americans whenever they are accused of something. That's not a case where the goal is to insult due to skin color or to express one's dislike of a way of life. There's a specific problem and you need a scapegoat to present as repulsive as possible. That's how black people become "mud people," that is, something second-rate and causing problems. The term was slipped in the TV series "Shameless." Example: - Bro, mud people can't be born as the result of two whiteys fuck. You've been cheated, big time.

Two-timer - someone with a lover or mistress on the side; an unfaithful partner or a kind of "juggler" who skillfully gets two people unaware of each other's existence for sex. Occasionally, that's also the name for those who simply date two people at once. Either way, being a two-timer is immoral and no argument you can make will excuse you. Being a "double agent" means living in constant fear, it's not worth it, so if you go left, confess everything to your other half. Example: - He's living in her apartment while secretly banging some other chick on the side. What a fearless two-timer.

Cancel culture is a culture of rejection. A mass boycott of a famous person or brand in response to their controversial statements or actions. One of the harshest ways to hold people accountable, though frequently akin to harassment. No longer clear whether it does more good or harm, as the wave of discontent can get you in for any little thing. At times it reaches the point of outright idiocy. Say, celebrity writer Joan Rowling has been accused of hating transgender people more than once. Including the fact that the main character in her new book commits atrocities by dressing up in women's clothing. They say Rowling has completely fucked up and now let her apologize to everyone she has offended. Seems that modern society is experiencing a democracy of the brain. As the saying goes, you got what you fought for. Example: - This fella was twitter canceled and got all of his events crashed just because he dropped the N-word.

Toxic positivity is toxic optimism. Especially grief-coaches and Instagram-bloggers, who encourage us to always stay positive and overcome obstacles with a smile on our face, are guilty of it. By the logic of these dickheads, it's as simple as that: even if you're run over by a skating rink, drive and smile like a Madagascar penguin. Typically, these are the same bloggers with all the advice that goes something like: "to stop being broke, you have to get rich." The danger of toxic positivity is that the constant smile on the Joker's face causes a person to shut out his own emotions and cease to adequately perceive reality. All of this normally leads to losing your marbles, and an imminent visit to the nuthouse. Example: - Friend, I got scammed by a fucking underage yesterday. And here you are, strangling me with your toxic positivity.