Hyperborean Alpine Fitness Club

Throw them up if you're just as stoked it's Friday 👋🏻.

Down the road, in a gym far away A young man was heard to say, 'No matter what I do, my legs won't grow!' He tried leg extensions,leg curls,leg presses too. Trying to cheat, this sissy workouts he'd do! From the corner of the gym where the big guys train, Through a cloud of chalk and the midst of pain, Where the big iron rides,and threatens lives, Where the noise is made with big forty-fives, A deep voice bellowed as he wrapped his knees, A very big man with legs like trees, Laughing as he snatched another plate from the stack, Chalked his hands and monstrous back, Said, ' Boy,stop lying and don't say you've forgotton! Trouble with you is you ain't been SQUATTIN!'

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Liam and Noel are back in Oasis. Tom is back in Blink 182. Limp Bizkit is slaying it live. It's 1999 again.

This is a great deal if you need a basic rack. It's 2x2 so you can even add some safeties.

Hyperborean Alpine Fitness Club Summer Party 2024