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Iโm trying to find a place where Iโm considered tall.
You know. Somewhere I be long.
#wordplay
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Why are prisoners virgins?
Because they are incels.
#wordplay
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๐ 16๐ญ 8๐ญ 4๐ 1๐คฏ 1
A woman on the bus just asked me โdo you have any pets?โ
โA goldfishโ I said.
She then asked โany hobbies?โ
I replied โhe likes swimming.โ
#other
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โค 12๐ 8๐ฅฐ 3๐คก 3
My boss hates it when I shorten his name to Dick
...especially because his name is Steve
#roats
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Poll question - do you think you're a horse?
No comments please, just yay or neigh.
#wordplay
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๐ 16๐ฆ 5๐คทโโ 1๐ฅฐ 1๐ฅด 1
A man is laying in the hospital, waiting to be the first person in history to receive a brain transplant.
A doctor comes in and says, "Congratulations! But unfortunately, since this is a new procedure, your insurance isn't going to cover it all. So we're going to give you 3 choices for brains and you can decide which you can afford."
The man says to the doctor, "Okay, what are they?"
The doctor says, โWell, first there's the engineer brain, that's $100 an ounce. Then there's the astrophysicist brain, that'll cost you $200 an ounce. Finally, there's the politician brain. That's the most expensive at $1000 an ounce."
The man looks at the doctor, surprisedโฆ โthat's absurd! Why is the politician brain so expensive?"
The doctor turns to him and says, โSir, do you have any idea how many politicians it takes to get an ounce of brain?"
#politics
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My son asked me what that thing on the back of a racecar is called.
I told him, I can't tell you because it's a spoiler.
#wordplay
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Me and my friends started a band. Weโre called 999 megabyte.
We still donโt have a Gig
#wordplay
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๐ 24๐พ 5๐ค 3๐ 2
People these days are so judgemental
I can tell just by looking at them
#other
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๐ 24๐ 3๐ฏ 1๐ค 1
Never hire someone named Peter as your file manager.
Because it's an outdated profession, we have computers to do that now.
#other
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