NSFW! A pit of tentacles, eggs, goo, horny monsters and delicious tea

Its in 4:3 because its just a lil video. Giant Crystal Mine documentaries: Giant Crystals In Deadly Warm Cave,

Naica 2,

Citations Media Clips, in order of appearance: @WoodiesRockShop, “Cracking 3 enhydro geodes open in 3 minutes,” 2023.

Futurama, “That Darn Katz!” S6E8. 2010. @FlakeysCustomPaintworks, “Sunny Jim Cave La Jolla-CA Oct2016,” 2017

Doctor Who, “The Waters of Mars”, 2009 Pooh’s Grand Adventure, 1997. EYEWITNESS Intro Opening Theme Opening Sequence, 1997 The Simpsons, “Burns, Baby Burns”, S8E4. 1996. @ shawnwillsey, “GEODES- What they are- how they form- and more with geology professor- Shawn Willsey”, 2023.

@bjornsteinbekk, “Into the crater!” 2021

@ nytimes, “Living in Lavas Path A Slow Motion Disaster | The New York Times”, 2015

@ Storyful, “Slow Forest Lava Flow”, 2015 (I made the water animation) Naica 2: Return of the Crystal Cave, 2008

@usoceangov, NOAA, “What is Marine Snow”, 2018

European Space Agency, Comet_on_12_August_2015_NavCam_Animation gif, 2015.

Further Reading/Viewing/Brain Consuming: Volcanic Rock 101

National Geographic Hawaiian volcano short film

A sick stalagmites/stalactites cave in Hungary

(In Spanish) http://www.naica.org.mx/crystals-cave Sunny Jim's Sea Cave!

Giant Salt Mine in Germany http://mineral-exploration.com/mepub/merkers.htm Marine Biogenic Sediments

Diatomaceous Ooze http://masweb.vims.edu/bridge/datatip.cfm?Bridge_Location=archive1103.html Images are Wikimedia commons or Atlas Obscura unless watermarked otherwise.