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Auntie's dishing out some crypto deets ๐Ÿคž๐Ÿป Blockchain through a MILF's eyes ๐Ÿซฆ Iโ€™m all about TON, but Iโ€™m checking out other coins too. For contact, ads, and paying my bills, hit up @sever_ar

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Powell, in short: everyone is f**ked. Looks like I was long-oned before the conference.
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Well, first of all, I was right.
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Hello again, morning news. 1๏ธโƒฃ The hamster announced that the first one will end on September 20 (okay, will there be a second one?) season. In excel, coins will be counted for hamsters and farmers, they will be screwed onto the blockchain and they will be flipped on September 26. In fact, all the other slippers are waiting and holding their fingers crossed (even on their feet).  If they give away pennies or give people a ride, then all similar projects go through the woods. 2๏ธโƒฃ In the TONe itself, too , +/- there is a movement Teather printed another $300 million on TON and the total revenue became 1 billion. Where are they going to put them anyway?... hmm... it certainly looks more like PR. 3๏ธโƒฃ TON Foundation and Curve Finance have announced a collaboration to develop a new project. The essence: the mechanism of AMM (automatic market making on DEX)Curve will simplify the exchange of "stable coins". And somehow the previous point begins to clear up. If you want to change a lot of stables without KYC, it seems like it should work. It remains to take them somewhere. 4๏ธโƒฃ Meanwhile, the American fund is hitting the hay and predicts that the Fed will cut the rate by 0.5 tomorrow% But the joke is that regardless of the decision (if it is not too harsh), it is unclear where the price will go. It seems to me that tomorrow we will all be very fucking surprised by the volatility. Good morning!
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Well, good evening! What happened this week? ๐Ÿ“‰๐Ÿ‘€ Revolut added support for TON - currently the coin is available to users from the UK and EU. Well, it's nice for news, but... honestly, except for a pair in p2p, I can't imagine how this will go in large numbers. (And Revolut doesn't even have a channel in TG). ๐Ÿ‘€ ๐Ÿ“ˆ Hamster. The pumping continues, and Binance (of course) will add Hamster Kombat (HMSTR) to Binance Launchpool and Super Earn, and list it on spot on September 26. There were rumors that $TON was modestly listed on banana specifically for the hamster (so that the network itself would appear, on which the coin would be) By the way, if you don't know - the number of game coins is not connected with the token at all. There won't even be a denomination (as in NOT) - they will be distributed by eye (taking into account tasks, referrals, coins, games, etc.) If we forecast and compare the amounts that exchanges announce in HSMR distributions (around 80 million/exchange) with DOGS (1 billion), then the price tag of 0.0001-0.001 may be close to the truth. Catizen drives rather modestly, by the way. ๐Ÿ“Š๐Ÿ‘€ USDT Supply on TON Network Grows to $729,000,000 in 4 Months Since Partnership Announcement โ€“ โ€‹โ€‹CryptoQuant I think this is exactly why TON became the TOP-1 blockchain in terms of growth in the number of transactions this year โ€“ CryptoRank + made it to the top of discussions. A couple of times they wanted to throw me off the tone - like there are no commissions, but subjectively itโ€™s far from being widespread. Although many people know that there is USDT on Optimism or Solana?) ๐Ÿ”ผ๐Ÿ‘€ Here, unexpectedly, even TechCrunch got involved with a subpoena that Pavel's arrest did not dampen enthusiasm for TON. I think this is after the statements from the French about the "show case" and walks around Paris. It seems (I want to believe that they will come to an agreement) What I'm getting at is that there aren't really any growth narratives on the crypto market right now (well, correct me if I'm wrong). That is, for something to grow, there must be a reason/interest, etc. Apart from slippers +/- with a successful distribution - there is silence and there is not much of an audience, so everyone is looking at the TON+TG combination, but for how long? Okay, let's look and check one more sign - growth towards the Gateway date.๐Ÿ”ผ๐Ÿ”ผ
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โšก๏ธโšก๏ธโšก๏ธโšก๏ธโšก๏ธโšก๏ธ ๐Ÿ—“ All the upcoming airdrops in TON that you can't miss! โ–ซ๏ธLost Dogs (#WOOF) โ€“ today ๐Ÿ”ฅ โ–ซ๏ธCatizen (#CATI) โ€“ September 20th โ–ซ๏ธHamster Kombat (#HMSTR) โ€“ September 26th โ–ซ๏ธCats (#CATS) โ€“ end of September (date TBA) โ–ซ๏ธMajor of Telegram (#MAJOR) โ€“ October 1st โ–ซ๏ธTON Station (#SOON) โ€“ October 6th โ–ซ๏ธMemeFi (#MEMEFI) โ€“ October 9th โ–ซ๏ธX Empire (#EMPIRE) โ€“ October 15th โ–ซ๏ธTapswap (#TAPS) โ€“ mid of October (date TBA) โ–ซ๏ธPocketFi (#SWITCH) โ€“ Q4 of 2024 (date TBA) โ–ซ๏ธBlum (#BLUM) โ€“ Q4 of 2024 (date TBA)
Save it not to lose! Any of the projects might become your life-changer.
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๐Ÿ’Ž The team at AdsGram (an ad network for mini-apps) is giving out grants for Telegram applications. Here's the deal: if you're an owner or developer of apps in TG, you can get a grant for an ad campaign for your project through TMA. To participate: 1๏ธโƒฃ Fill out the special grant form here. 2๏ธโƒฃ Register on AdsGram here. 3๏ธโƒฃ Wait for confirmation and participate in grants across five categories: S, M, L, XL, XXL. Grant sizes range from 10 to 500 TON. It's quite an interesting platform: if you're an advertiser and need traffic, launch your campaign on this platform (itโ€™s more cost-effective than using multiple apps separately). If you have an app/game/etc. on TG, you can connect to monetization like in a standard ad network. Website / Telegram / X / Eng
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#partnermaterial ๐Ÿ’ŽWelcome everyone to enter your own world, 'Tencent PP Ranch' I hope everyone can relax and leave happiness in their own world. Ranch is a casual game that has just started operating on the mini program on Telegram. There are many promotions at present. Everyone has the opportunity to receive a mysterious big golden egg to exchange for USDT for free. In addition, PP Ranch has added a way to earn ๐Ÿ’ธUSDT for free on the basis of QQ Ranch. ๐Ÿ› After becoming the operator of the ranch, the products produced in the ranch can be sold and exchanged for USDT. PP Ranch will continue to develop more interesting ways to play. Welcome everyone to click the link to enter Tencent PP Ranch for exploration.๐Ÿ”ฝ Ranch assistant Registration and login
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So, here's the deal for when things go south. The thoughts are pretty basic, but they still make sense: In two months, we've got the U.S. elections, and they've gotta somehow "save" the economy in a flashy way. But how do you save it when the indexes (S&P, Nasdaq, etc.) and some stocks are already near their peaks? Exactlyโ€”crash them first, then "save" them, and say, "You're welcome."
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There's a "magical" indicator called the Put/Call ratio, and according to some experienced colleagues, it's signaling that we're f@ckd in for a crash. Right now, it's at a level similar to when Iran launched missiles or during the "Red Monday" on August 5th. What is it?
The PCR reflects the trading volume of PUT options relative to CALL options. In short and simple terms: ยฎ Put Option = A bet on a decline (the right to sell an asset at a specific price) ยฎ Call Option = A bet on a rise (the right to buy an asset at a specific price) Typically, if there's increased demand for put options, it means that negative expectations are brewing in the market. And vice versa. So, the higher the PCR, the more pessimistic the market is about the future. Why is this important? Generally, the majority of options trading volume comes from institutional investors. Hedge funds use them in their strategies, and banks and asset managers hedge risks with them. In short, options are mostly traded by the "smart" money, which has access to enormous analytical and informational resources. Because of this, the PCR often serves as a leading indicator of market sentiment. If the PCR spikes, it could mean that a correction is on the horizon. The PCR is a good tool for analyzing market sentiment. But like any such indicator, its accuracy tops out at 60-65%. Its main purpose is to indicate which scenario is most likely at the moment.
But here's the good news: after similar sell-offs, the market (at least the S&P) has historically reached new highs. So, we wait.
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Well, hello there. At first, TON dropped on CMC, and then it disappeared from the list entirely. The "rowan bonfires" didnโ€™t quite turn out as expected. But maybe theyโ€™re just changing the ticker. UPD: Itโ€™s all back, a little scare there. But (!!!) the funniest part is that it was all about the same old API. Even Fragment was pulling the price from CoinMarketCap, and they, in turn, seemed to be getting it from the STON.fi API. When buying or withdrawing Telegram Stars, the price of TON was around 30 cents. You could have cashed out the stars in TON (or bought some cheap stars) with a 15x profit. I went to grab a coffee and missed it all. But it is what it is โ€“ maybe Iโ€™ll try skipping coffee for a couple of weeks.
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